I realize most of you read at or below a sixth-grade level, so I’ll try to keep it simple moving forward. You’re welcome.
I figure this Internet place is full of people with too much time on their hands and nothing better to do than listen to me. Since that’s what I think, this blog is what you get to fill the gap between the latest match-three and word scramble phone games. Lord forbid your self-imposed entertainment haze should suffer for lack of content. You’re welcome again.
Obviously, the first thing to talk about is making this blasted web site. I pulled the ol’ bifold out of my back pocket and swiped some plastic for this shiny new domain and hosting package. Yay me. With all these great ideas in my head, I click in and find the ‘theme’ I thought to use is ‘premium‘ so it’s going to cost me more cash if I want it. Whatever, nope, not doing it. It’s the principal of the thing. Be happy with what you are looking at. I’m sure it will grow on you.
For the uninitiated (means don’t know nothing), making one of these new-fangled websites isn’t as easy as they make it look on the YouTube channels. No, I didn’t actually watch any of the tube videos because who wants to look at the face of some overly enthusiastic Gen Z snot marketing their newest merch. Why do they think it’s necessary to show their faces on a tech video anyways? Do they think they are movie stars or something? Pro tip – stick to the data dummies.
Anyways! Last time I did work on a website, the homepage was called HOME.html or INDEX.html where you used actual code to put what you wanted on the website. Now it’s all linked through a theme, and you got to jump through some hoops to get to it. I figured it out in the end, obviously since you’re reading it. I’m sure I’ll grow to appreciate the new way of doing things, but not today.
I’ll try to keep things a little techy for my next blog post, but for now this is what you get.
Hope your happy.
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