TDS Treatment

Orange You Glad I’m Here Smoothie”—a zesty recipe to dial down the Trump Derangement Syndrome vibes!

Ingredients:

• 1 orange, peeled (because we’re peeling back the outrage)
• 1/2 cup frozen mango chunks (sunny vibes to thaw political grudges)
• 1/2 cup coconut water (to wash away the Twitter-induced dehydration)
• 1 tbsp flaxseeds (for a fiber boost to, ahem, move past the fixation)
• 1/2 cup pineapple (sweet and tangy, like a good comeback you’ll never post)
• A splash of vanilla extract (to smooth out those sharp-edged rants)
• 1 tsp agave syrup (because even the angriest need a little sweetness)
• A single gummy bear (for a tiny, absurd moment of joy—pick your color, no judgment)

Instructions:

1. Chuck all ingredients (except the gummy bear) into a blender. Blend like you’re mixing up all the hot takes on X into one coherent thought.
2. Pour into a glass that screams “I’m chill now” (mason jar or a tacky souvenir cup works).
3. Drop the gummy bear on top as a garnish—stare at it and smile at its wobbly existence.
4. Sip slowly while muttering, “Orange you glad I’m not refreshing X right now?”
5. Pro tip: Sing a non-political song between sips for extra TDS-defusing power.

The citrusy orange and pineapple zap your tastebuds out of doomscrolling mode, mango brings tropical optimism, and coconut water hydrates your weary soul. The gummy bear? Pure nonsense to remind you life’s too short for 24/7 outrage.

You’re Welcome.